You might be a sand collector if…
Someone mentions “sand paper” and you assume they are talking about the ISCS newsletter (yes!)
Your vacations are planned around places that “might” have good sand
You aren’t surprised when your peanut butter and jelly tastes a little gritty
Your mailman’s back hates you
You’re happy when you come home with sand in your shoes
You intentionally leave clothes in a hotel to make sure there is enough room in your suitcase for sand
Even people who collect bird droppings think you’re weird
You were disappointed when you saw “True Grit” and it wasn’t about sand
You know what a “scoopula” is
You have a scoopula
You look at aquariums with a loupe
You get your sand calendar and the first thing you do is flip through it to see if any of your sands made the cut
You currently have a loupe on your person or there is one within your reach
You spend an inordinate amount of time looking at sieves in a store
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You ask friends and acquaintances if there are any beaches, dunes, or washes near where they are vacationing.
Why can’t you starve in a desert?
Because of the sand-which-is there.